Tu online hai lyrics and video

By | November 6, 2013

Tu Online Hai Main Bhi Online Hun Lyrics and Video

tu online hai

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun

Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,
Tera status update padhke maine dekha,

Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai,
Kabse teri first language angrejji hai?
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi,
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe,
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re,
Tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu,
Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko,

Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho,
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu,
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu,
Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know,
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha,
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota,
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta

Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai,
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho,

Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho,
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun,

Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun,
Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe,
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re,
Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai,
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai,
Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai,
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai,

Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai,
Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai,

Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai,
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai,

Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai
Arre tu online hai, main bhi online hun,

Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu,
Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye..
Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,
Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,
Tune shaddi vaddi kar li, mujhe invite bheja nahi,
Tujhko na kiya delete, to mera naam tejaa nahi,
Baaki group ke friends, meri party mein aana,
All the boys, get your girls, and girls tum boyz patakar lana,
Longtime no C, email bhi kara nahi,
Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,
Ab to subscribe kar, mera video like kar,
Share kar mera ye post, mere dost, nahi to fod dungi computer,
Abbe tu kyun offline hai, main ab bhi online hun,
Tune off kar li chat, achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, subscribe kar zara tu, subscribe kar
le free mein tu….

 

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